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| Hey Sage, I'm new to the wire and I'm wondering how people get all that stuff under their name.
Well, Oldtimer, ya jes click on yur profile then ya click on View/Update Profile. Scroll down ta the Signature Box an type whacha want.
You mean like my alias, Sodbuster Kid?
Thets a start, but ya kin also add yer motto and the clubs ya blong ta.
But I don't have motto.
Whel mostly pards pick somethin thet they heared in a cowboy movie.
Like when Kevin Kline says, "That better not be my ivory Colt you're tickling."
That'll do.
But I don't have an ivory Colt can I change it to my gun?
Ya kin do whacha want.
Sage, I don't belong to any clubs except SASS, where can I go to find out about the other clubs.
Well, Kid, mosta the clubs on the wire are made-up. Ya kin look till ya find one ya like an put a post askin how ta join. Mostly anyone kin join any club. But iffn ya don't see one ya like ya kin jes start yer own.
Start my own? Who'd want ta join a club I'd make up?
Ya'd be surprized.
But I wouldn't know how to start.
Whalp I kin help ya thar. Whacha need is Mama Sage's SASSWire Club and Splinter Group Starter Kit. Ya git a badge maker, a puter program fer makin certificates and ya kin start as many clubs as ya like.
But what would I name my club?
Thet's the beauty of Mama Sage's Starter Kit. It has a puter program thet will think of the name fer ya. Tell me, what kinda things ya like ta do?
Well, I can't think of anything I like more than a shot of Jack Daniels after a long day at the range."
Thar ya go. "Shooters Engaging Nightly In Liquor Enjoyment"
That was top drawer. Can I do another one? I like reading about trains and how they spread across the West.
No problemo. "Wranglers Interested in Train History"
Wow! Can I do something I hate? I mean I really hate anti-gunners."
Can do. "Cowboy League Against Pacifists"
What if I want to do something that isn't quite cowboy? Like when me an the missus take the motor home across country.
Suren nuff. "Mavericks Over Sixty Traveling Lands Yonder"
Wow I have to get one of those.
The onliest place ya kin git one is ta log onta Mama Sage's BP Boutique. They cost only $99.99 an ya kin use it fer as many clubs as ya want.
I'll take one right now.
Ya caint, ya have ta log on ta Mama Sage's BP Boutique. Now lets see yer signature.
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***SODBUSTER KID****
MOSTLY
SENILE
WITH
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"That better not be my hogleg you're tickling, mister."
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Suits ya to a T.
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