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| Howdy, Thes Hyars Sage comin ta talk ta ya bout a very serious problem: Old Firearm Neglect.
I knows ya got yur 3rd generations thet sing in yer hand or ya got them Oglesby Vaqueros thets smoother then butter. But dang it, them ol Cimeron Ps er firearms too. Thems real cowboy gun, an cowboy guns need ta be shot, an oiled an taken care of.
Remember how thet ol Uberti Remmy used ta make ya smile, now it’s jes sittin in yer safe, pinin fer its former glory. An ya don’t really mean ta neglect it. Thet Schofield with it’s sites thet just aint right fer ya, thet 60 Colt with the lose wedge. Fine guns, but you’ve jest moved on. Ya jest aint got the time. Ya want ta shoot em, ya mean ta shoot em, then when ya head to the range, its yer match guns ya take.
Now ya kin do sumthin bout it. Mama Sage, owner of Mama Sage's BP Boutique, will take care of them ol guns fer ya. Her staff of gun tenders, will oil em up, spin the cylinders like ya used to, pull them in an out a holsters like ya used to an even takem out an punch paper and ring steel like ya used to before the dreaded stealth bullets commensed ta showin up.
Jes send em ta Mama Sage’s Luxury Gun Care Retreat. Don’t wait. Every day ya do, them ol guns jes are gittin sadder an sadder. It won’t cost ya much--jes shippin an ammo an $10.99 per month*. An when they finally break fer the last time, we’ll even take care of the send off.
Do it today. Don’t ya go neglectin yer firearms no more. Email Mama Sage fer details.
***FULL*** Ya kin email mama ta git on the waitin list.
Fracnchises are now availible.
*Applies only to cowboy guns, holdouts and derringers
special exemptions given to 1911 “Wildbunch” Colts
(ask about multi-gun discounts)
offer void where prohibited
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