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Thes hyars Sage, Commander of the Special Air Operations Squadron SBSS Air Cav, jes below the Balhawk UB-1-2 on the roof of Jackie Chan, INC Internashnal HQ in Hong Kong.
Capn, fer thes mission inta China we done askt the three mostest famous Chinese westerners ta come long cause thay speak the lingo an got a notion of whut Chinamens think like. We done got Jackie Chan, the Shanghai Kid, who kin fight purdy good witha ladder. An we got Kwai Chang Caine, ol Kung Fu, who kin walk thru walls an make hisself invisble. Hop Sing couldnt come cause, "Hoss get plenty angry if no get flapjack." Hey, Caine you thet ol guy or the grandson?
"Better to light one candle than to hear one hand clapping."
Whut?
"Kwai Chang say, two bodies--one soul, what does it matter?"
Uh, thanks Jackie. Anywho, we got word from SBSS intellygents thet of the 147 Norinco facilities, the Shenyang–Wusun Complex is knowed for research, processin non-ferris metals, an is nearto China's largest lead mines. SBSS intellygents are bout 97% sure thet is whar the Super Stealth Bullets are bein made up.
We're gonna use Major Montana's idea ta deskize the Balhawk like a dragon and fly frum Hermit Kingdom, Koreea inta China jes to the edge of them thar mountains. Kin ya put up the sattylite photer.
Frum thar we will deskize ourownselves as SASS govners come ta git Norinco ta make the "Offishal SASS 45-70 Iron Marshal Revolver" with inset SASS badge. Jackie and Caine'll be our offishal PRC Army escorters. We'll reconiter ta see iffn the Stealthers are thar an than figgure what ta do at thet time. Thars lotsa buildins in thet complex. Kin ya show the sattylite photer of the Complex.
Caine kin do his disappearin an see whut he kin fine out. Naw, show the clos-up.
"Feng Shui"
Huh?
"Yes, Kwai Chang, I see. Kwai Chang points out Complex built on testicles of dragon."
Whut in tarnation ya talkin bout Jackie?
"Sage, Chinese believe natural energy flow through all nature. Contours of mountains, rivers and vegetation give shape and power. Shape around Complex very powerful dragon. Factory built on dragon's testicles. Very potent location for creativity and research, but very precarious place to build."
Hows thet help us?
"Even small blow dragon's testicles have large effect. Perhaps we give Norinco chairman Fu Dogs to guard Complex Headquarters from evil spirits."
"Givem whut?"
"Statues–filled C-4. Chairman assume gift ‘grease bureaucracy wheels.' Then if find evidence, ignite explosives from safe distance."
Sargent Dakota, make up a coupla them statues. Jackie'll show whut ta makem look like.
Capn, looks like we gots ourselfs a plan. Iffn ya gots no objection, we'll leave as soon as Sargent Dakota makes them dogs.
Thes hyars Sage, Commander of the Special Air Operations Squadron SBSS Air Cav, jes below the Balhawk UB-1-2 on the roof of Jackie Chan, INC International HQ in Hong Kong.
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