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| After close consultation with His Majesty, Emperor Chosun (and a few extra bottles of Sage's whiskey) we bought
off a few border guards and coordinated a new route. Sage, you need to point that Balhawk thataway...nawth.
Now, don't mind them other fellas 'cause they won't shoot at you...here's why:
First, I went down to the local market and bought 3000 yards of silk banner...real purty stuff too. So before you
reorientate that craft, we need to hang this here sily stuff all over it...don't mind all the pink and green
colors...trust me on this one.
Next...as you start coming near the No Smile Line, take these here stogies (come from some place called Cubie or
somethin') and start puffin' like there ain't no manana!
Then, take these here bottles of Genuine Korean-copied XXX Bust-head and heave it over the side.
What we are executing here is a deception manuever. The silky stuff and cigar smoke will give the impression that
the Balhawk is a dragon...no self respectin' fella on either side of the peninsula will shoot at a dragon since they's
considered dieties. The Bust-head is sort of like a gift from said diety and, once imbibed by the border guards, will
add to the effect of seein' dragons and such.
Here is your 16 pounds of kimchi. You may need that for fuel. Don't burn it, eat it...the gas you need comes later.
Once you pass over the northern frontier you hit the Chinese border. Most self respecting Chinese wont bother a
dragon either...just keep puffin and droppin' bottles.
Good luck Pard...I already have a couple of Troops from the Cav here on peninsula covering your movement.
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