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Are ya jes plum tired a gettin bambozzled by no account sidewindin bushwackers? Whal listen up.
"Sage, I'm plum sick up and fed."
What's a matter, pard?
"Well, I sent my brand new in the box Ruger to Hornswaggler Gunsmithing, paid $600 for a full race job and I'm just not happy with the results."
Watts thet ya don' like?
"Well, every time I pull the trigger, the loading gate pops open."
"Thet's nagood."
"And the base pin latch is missing. See here, if I tip the gun forward, the base pin falls out and the cylinder pops out."
Thets nagood neither.
"And look here, he filed off the serial number."
Whal, pard, ya bin bamboozelled!
"Bamboozled! Oh no! That Hornswaggler is a no account sidewinding bushwacker. Oh Sage what can I do?"
Don' git mad. Sue ‘is butt.
"But I can't afford an attorney. I just sent my last $600 to Hornswaggler."
Ya don' need no fancy dancy lawyer iffn ya got Mama Sage's "Don't get Bambozzled No More." Lawyer in a Box.
"How's that work?"
Ya jes put the magical CD rat here in yur ‘puter like thes. It'll ask ya a heap questins like yur name an what guns ya keep in yur safe an the name of the Bamboozler an stuff like thet. Than it sends Mama Sage an emall an jes spits out all the paper ya need ta file at the courthous an show ta the magistrate. Most times the bamboozler is ascared an don' never show up so's ya win fur jes bein thar.
"That sounds great Sage....but how much does it cost?"
Thet's the best part. It don' cost nuthin. Iffn ya win, ya jes give Mama Sage a third a yur guns.
"Are you saying I could stick it to that old sidewinder and it doesn't cost me a red cent even if I win?"
Thets rat.
"Where can I get this miracle dream come true?"
The onliest place ya kin get et is ta log onta Mama Sage's BP Boutique. There's a coupla forms ta sign an ya hafta pay $19.95 shipping and handling.
"That sounds fair. Where are those papers? I want to sign now."
Ya gots ta log on ta Mama Sage's BP Boutique. It's the onliest place ya kin git it.
"Come on Sage! I want to log on right now."
Alrat, keep yur britches on. Kin ya jes show me yur gun safe furst?
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