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| Tired of bein a loser. Wouldja like ta improve? Is thes you?
"Sage, I don't get it. I shoot faster than everyone, but I still finish near to last."
Could it be thet ya missed 18 outta the 24 targets?"
"But Sage, if I take the time to hit the targets, I shoot pretty slow."
I kin reckin yur problem. Here, shoot thet stage agin usin these hyar bullets.
"Sage, I can't believe it. I hit every target. Are those bullets magic or what?"
No magic, jes science. These hyar are Mama Sage's Gammer Bullets.
"What are these lines?"
Them lines are the secret science thet makes ‘em work.
"What does make them work, Sage?"
Whelp, I guess I kin tell ya, if'n ya keep it a secret. Them lines are cuts in the bullet. Mama Sage then glues the
bullet back with a patented mix of tri-nitro-methane an epoxy. When ya fire the shell, the powder ignites the
rocket fuel. The Bullet parts spread apart to give a greater area of impact.
The ratio of fuel ta glue determines the spread. We have 7 yard rouns, 10 yard rouns, and 30 yard rouns. Ya jes load em in yur press like any other bullet. But I advise ya not ta smoke round em.
"But are they SASS legal? SASS rules say you can't load more than one bullet in your case."
"Yup. They since they's only one bullet, yer only loadin' one."
"Sage, I shoot .357 in my rifle and this is a .45. Do they come in other calibers?"
Of course. You kin get em in .357, .44-40, and .45LC. Sorry, we don't make mouse fart rouns. All bullets come in
boxes of 500 fur $99.99. An best of all, no bodies can sneak a stealth bullet inta yur ammo cause they wont have
the lines.
"These bullets are great. Where can I get some?"
The onliest place ya kin git em is ta log on ta Mama Sage's BP Boutique.
"Sage, I'll take two boxes of .45LC and a box of .357s."
Sorry, ya gots ta log on ta Mama Sage's BP Boutique.
"Okay Sage, I'm heading home now. Thanks Sage, you're the best."
I know.
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